Touche of the Day
Siri can go overboard with sarcasm sometimes.
“Siri, why are you such a whore?”
“I thought we were talking about you”
I’m writing my personal statement while getting over a food poisoning so I can’t handle the strength of coffee, so instead I drank several cups of tea. Tea is different than coffee though, so instead of being jumpy I’m still sleepy so I lay down to go to bed and after 20 minutes my brain is like “fuck it let’s skyrim.”
Introducing my sister: watchdog of the neighborhood, stalking sketchy pool service vans in her onesie.
my older sister bought herself skyrim and she’s been playing it nonstop and last night i heard her cry in anguish
“MERCUTIO WHERE IS THE HORSE?!”
(Source: theamericankid, via oldlatonight)