today I bought a snickers and some beer and stood outside and ate my candy and drank my beer in the rain and cried.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via im-the-doctor-basically-run)
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(Source: smellslikeanewbook)

This is how I see fluorescent lights and signs. This is why I can’t drive at night, since all the important information is blurry and car headlights multiply and I can’t tell how far away stoplights are.
I jokingly put on Dom’s glasses “lol I’m a nerd lol” but then that sign above turned into this
and I’m like “huh.”
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