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My one victory is that I did not commit the most memorable embarrassing moment of the night.
And that’s quite a victory because I got so drunk I ran away from my own party.
If given the opportunity, I would probably have his babies.
(Source: orbitingasupernova, via doctorwhosexualreview)
Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Matt W. has spastic cerebral palsy, which means his mobility is severely limited. But Matt was determined to run in his Ohio elementary school’s Field Day race, so his best friend, the gym teacher Mr. Blaine, led Matt’s classmates in a spontaneous show of support.
OMG TISSUES.
[thanks, andra!]
a woman shirtless with two owls
bags that look like old men’s heads
hand drawn pictures of bugs
part gun part hand with scissors for fingers
a bug dressed up like a hippy
an octopus with boobs
women dressed like plants
a wolf
sex shops
women without shirts with large birds tattooed on their chest
…all seen on my friend’s pinterest account. I’m proud of her. pinterest makes you follow people they think you have interests in common with. most girls get lace and wedding dresses
I would rather be an engineering major than do this right now!
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-scared girl at Six Flags, waiting to go on a roller coaster for the first time
ROFL. This is hilarious.
(via mitwanderlust)
(Source: gregjw, via mitwanderlust)
My cousin has cystic fibrosis. When I was little, my mom told me she probably wouldn’t survive past age 10. She’s 21 now.
This boy is awesome. I wish him luck.
